Fart Football.

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dietz4ibanez

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows


when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."​



His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"


The old man replied, "It's fart football."​



A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."​



After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,


"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."​



Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,


"Touchdown, tie score."​



Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,


"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.​



He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.


Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,


and accidentally poops in the bed.​



The wife says, "What the hell was that?"​



The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."​
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:ROFLJest:

I would think that would be cause for getting ejected from the game.
 

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