Just some funny stuff

[bowtieguy]

These two older guys go golfing, and after teeing up on their first drive, they both shank their golf balls in the woods, right next to a swampy area. After some searching, one of them says, " I found mine." The other golfer comes over and sure enough, there is the guys golf ball ... but next to it is a frog. Before the guy can pick his ball up, the frog says, " If you kiss me, I'll give you a beautiful woman and a life time of amazing love life. The old guy thinks for a minute, picks up his ball, tosses it back onto the fairway for a penalty stroke, picks up the frog and puts the frog in his golf bag. His partner, is confused and asks his partner, "what do you do that for?" The old guy turns to him and says.. " At my age, I can use a talking frog."