The Genie and the three men.

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas Cowboy are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texas Cowboy says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The TEXAS Cowboy gets down off his horse, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says...

'Fill it with water.'

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OK I got one right back at you.

Cops grab a guy that is suspected of shop lifting, the cops handcuff him and one of the cops puts the suspect in his car and locks the door.
Not just the back door but all the doors.
Can you guess were his keys are?
Let me give you a clue.
All the cops are laughing and talking about it over the scanner right now.
He has no spare key.
They are having to send one out.
Dispatch is giving him hell.

:lol:


That would be a sad day for me if that happened personally.