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Old 01-06-2011, 07:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska .

He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.

The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'GoSarah' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,
"Who the heck was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied.
"He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
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Ha! Good one!
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Glad you are back in here!
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Who me? I'm always lurking around, unless I'm doing something for my significant other.
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Well I thought you were out a little but when someone passed in your family.
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Yeah, I was out a little while for that. But back in full now! The man can't keep me down!
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Awesome!
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That's good to hear.
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Man this sucks. I worked from 4-1am last night and as soon as the ice it melted off the windshield I will be going back to work... I have had worse... Just don't feel like going in.
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No ice here but it was 21* tonight when I got off work at 3am.
Monday night it was 27* but the wind chill was around 9*
Sure is hard on the mpg when you start up the Terrain 5+ minutes before you get off work.
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Global warming is a crock.
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Al Gore would disagree.
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Al Gore hasn't gotten any in 15 years.... Any relation?
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Someone needs to stuff him down a deep dark hole, one with no bottom would be great.
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