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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but ...





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Old 11-12-2010, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right. Everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef!

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.

My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...
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Old 11-12-2010, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I was loling and the wife didn't laugh when I read it to her...
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Old 11-12-2010, 06:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Did she brake her funny bone?
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I am guess soo... Either that or she doesn't get any..
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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WOW
I hope she does not read the post here.

My boss read this story tonight.

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So he said I will have to tell my wife about this and I told him that if he did he better not go to sleep as she would probably kill him once she thought about it long enought.
Sometimes I wounder about him.
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That's interesting ... I could use some of that.
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Me 2.
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Wait a minute... Was this a joke?
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Old 11-20-2010, 03:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I re read that and well it does sound a little strange.

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Yeah... I was just trying to liven it up a little.
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