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Old 12-13-2010, 01:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2010, 01:36 AM   #17 (permalink)
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A little off topic but here it goes.
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Old 12-13-2010, 01:44 AM   #18 (permalink)
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So a FBI Agent approaches a farmer wanting to search his land showing him and flashing his badge..

The agent explains: Sir we found illegal drugs/substances on your neighboring properties as well as plant life to promote these finds. We believe that there is also some plant material being grown on your property as well.

The Farmer replies:
You can go where ever you like except that field over there as he pointed.

The FBI Agent:
Replied, I can go where ever I like as he flashed the badge.

The Farmer said:
Well you can do as you please but I am telling you do not go in that field.

The farmer went back to his business as the FBI agent went on investigating. Time passed and the farmer heard a blood wretched cry coming from "That Field". The farmer ran up to the fence stood on it and noticed that the FBI agent was being chased by a bull...

Farmer yelled to the FBI agent:

Hey, Have you tried flashing your Badge at the bull???


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Old 12-13-2010, 02:54 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I like that.
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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It probably would have been funnier if I told it to you in person.
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:43 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Another one to tell at work tomorrow!
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:46 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by dietz4ibanez View Post
It probably would have been funnier if I told it to you in person.
Well shoot you should have drove down to here and told it to me.
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:41 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah I will remember that the next go around of jokes I get.
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Old 12-14-2010, 07:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Cool.
I will be waiting for that day.
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Old 12-14-2010, 08:20 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Just don't wait by the mailbox. I might feel bad when i don't show!
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I will not do that, the birds like to poopie on it and I would be in the line of fire.
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:18 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Yeah that could be a messy situation.
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:37 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Z_Ghost View Post
I will not do that, the birds like to poopie on it and I would be in the line of fire.
Sounds like my Silverado. I hate birds.
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Old 12-14-2010, 11:42 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by rbiggers View Post
Sounds like my Silverado. I hate birds.
If your truck was white like mine that might not be as noticeable!
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Old 12-15-2010, 01:11 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Well I like birds and I feed them and well they have done me a favor from time to time and they do leave all my cars alone so if they want to bomb the mail box so be it.

Had a guy giving me hell on line one time right before a car show.
Long story shot I told him the birds were going to bomb his car and he just laugh saying it was in his garage-they got to it.
He stopped giving me hell after that.
I also made the storms go around the car show.
True story.
X girl friend was a witch, but not in a bad way, she showed me how to cast spells and well they work sometimes.

OK stop laughing, I'm not that crazy, well maybe a little bit.
She was a lot of fun.
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