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Found this on a car board that I go to. A man was driving down the road and ran out ...





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Old 12-06-2010, 12:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Found this on a car board that I go to.
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "What did you put in my gas tank?"
The bee answered...






















Wait for it. wait for it...


















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Old 12-07-2010, 12:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey its a pretty good joke...
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I thought it was.
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I got a question for you....

If you burp and fart at the same time, does that create a suction in your stomach?
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Hummm well seeing as your producing way to much gas then is good for anyone person then probably not. Maybe the question should be if you need to belch and fart at the same time and you hold it in would you explode??
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Originally Posted by Z_Ghost View Post
Hummm well seeing as your producing way to much gas then is good for anyone person then probably not. Maybe the question should be if you need to belch and fart at the same time and you hold it in would you explode??
I'll eat some chili and drink some beer tomorrow and then give it a try. I'll let you know how it goes. If I don't ever post again, then you'll know what happened.
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Well if it all goes wrong then it's been nice knowing you.

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I tride it and I will make it suspensful for the knowledge of the outcome.

Its not what you would expect.
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Well, I'm still here. Nothing but a full stomach and blurred vision.
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I forgot you were going to do that.
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4 Catholic men and a catholic women were having coffee in St Peter's square

The first man tells his friends "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The 2nd man says "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".

The 3rd man says "My son is a Cardinal, and When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The 4th man says "My son is the Pope. When we walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

After a bit of silence, the 4 men look at the lone women and say "Well....?"

The women says "I have a daughter....slim, tall, 38D 24 34. When she walks into a room people say, "MY GOD"
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Good one.
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Nice one!
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