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Old 11-25-2011, 08:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables when a voice

in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'





He nearly jumped out of his skin,

clicked his flashlight off, and froze.





When he heard nothing more,

after a bit, he shook his head

and continued.







Justas he pulled the stereo out so

he could disconnect the wires,

clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'









Freaked out, he shined his light

around frantically, looking for

the source of the voice.








Finally in the corner of the room,

his flashlightbeam came to

rest on a parrot.








'Did

you say that?' he hissed

at the parrot.







'Yep', the parrot confessed,

then squawked, 'I'm just trying to

warn you that he is

watching you.'









The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,

huh? Who in the world are you ?'





'Moses,'

replied the bird.





'Moses?' the burglar laughed.

'What kind of people would name

a bird Moses?'







'The kind of people that would name a

Rottweiler Jesus.'
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this was suppose to be a text message...
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